Kitcheware Enthusiast Gifts

"Congrats! It's a spork."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

Swiss Kitchen

The History of Anti-stick

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'