Kitchenware Enthusiasts Prints

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Swiss Kitchen

Origin of the 'spork'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

Whistling Kettle

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"So much to do... so little time."