Kitchenware Admirer Prints

Runaway Crisis Center.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Swiss Kitchen

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Artisanal Pottery

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Pop-up toaster.

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

Bananas eye the blender

What salt shakers find amusing

He sold appliances.

Have you seen this toaster?

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'