Dinnerware Enthusiasts Prints

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

Life is for the birds.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"The usual."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'