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'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

"So! When's the big day?"