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Which magazine?

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Early Colour TV

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Snow is falling...

Hillary Clinton

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Nelson Mandela

'You've been drinking again.'

Martin Luther King Jr.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Elevator dilemma.

I Love Winter!

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

Brexit

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Old Man Winter

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

Gentlemen