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'Having a choice is better than not having a choice'

A practical fortune teller.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Straight Roads.

Elevator reads 'Up 'Down' and 'Other options'

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Choice hellhole

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

X-RAY

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

Fork in the trail.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'I drink to bring about change.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...