Quirky Choice Enthusiast T-Shirts

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Hats and Food

Turtle Trailer Court

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Ice Cream Flavors

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'What's wrong with you?'

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Blue wine

Hats

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

One size fits all

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Have we got a show for you!"

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