Quirky Lifestyle Aficionado T-Shirts

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Hats

'Slow and hurl.'

One size fits all

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Have we got a show for you!"

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

The Man in the Iron Basque!

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People