Quirky Lifestyle Fan T-Shirts

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Hats and Food

Jarvis Cocker

Turtle Trailer Court

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Punk Reindeer

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Builders fashion range

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

She was always an introvert.

Magic mushroom

Dang clip ons!

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Crusty Bread

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

Fruits and vegetables