Quirky Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Hats and Food

Turtle Trailer Court

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Hats

'Slow and hurl.'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

One size fits all

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Have we got a show for you!"

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'