Quirky Lifestyle Explorer Gifts

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

Part bum, part gigolo.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Hay Rides $10

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Don Quixote

Lavatory Waterfall

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

Distance to horizon varies.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Flight Socks.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.