Quirky Wellness Explorer Gifts

Inaccurate Acupuncture

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Odd Spas

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Fakir Shrink.

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

Unnatural History Museum

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Fly fishing.

'Well, you have people pox.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Snakeboarding.

Tandem cyclists

Distilled Elephant

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.