Quirky Wellness Explorer Mugs

Inaccurate Acupuncture

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Odd Spas

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

Unnatural History Museum

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Fly fishing.

Fakir Shrink.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Snakeboarding.

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."