Quirky Therapy Explorer Mugs

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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

The first transatlantic communication.

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I can't eat all that."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.