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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"I can't eat all that."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.