Quirky Remedy Explorer T-Shirts

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'Well, you have people pox.'

Fakir Shrink.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Alternative medicine

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Community Bed de Luxe

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

Penguin on skis.