Quirky Remedy Explorer Pillows

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Unnatural History Museum

'Well, you have people pox.'

Fakir Shrink.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Alternative medicine

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Distilled Elephant

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Community Bed de Luxe

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Now on Facebook.

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform