Herbal Remedy Explorer Pillows

'Mom's Spa'

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Natural Medicines

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Alternative medicine

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

For Witches of a Certain Age

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

Essential Motor Oils

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'