Herbal Remedy Seeker Pillows

"I have no idea what is wrong with you, but this medicinal cannabis should put a spring in your step."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Natural Medicines

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Alternative medicine

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

For Witches of a Certain Age

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

Camomile Tea

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."