Herbal Remedy Seeker Mugs

"Tia Carmen, can you help me?" No matter how hard I try, my imagination can't bring my Spider Monkey to life."

"I have no idea what is wrong with you, but this medicinal cannabis should put a spring in your step."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Natural Medicines

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Alternative medicine

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

For Witches of a Certain Age

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

You may be right about the eucalyptus