Herbal Remedy Collector Mugs

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

'Mom's Spa'

Old Spice

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

The Ugly Plant

"I think we're ready for a tree."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

Daylight saving

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

For Witches of a Certain Age

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

"I appreciate your researching solutions on the Internet, but there is little evidence to show twig broth and changing will help your condition."

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Cold Remedies

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."