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"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

'Mom's Spa'

Old Spice

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

The Ugly Plant

"I think we're ready for a tree."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Daylight saving

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

For Witches of a Certain Age

Cold Remedies

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

"I appreciate your researching solutions on the Internet, but there is little evidence to show twig broth and changing will help your condition."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."