Herb Collector T-Shirts

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Too much cilantro

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

House plants

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Plant Lady

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Everything's coming up roses!

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

The Ugly Plant

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Flytrap nerd.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'