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Herbal/Hisbal Remedies.

Herb garden

"Fancy running into you in a field of marjoram!"

'Gold and silver from base metals is OK, but what I'm trying to transmute is angelica root, mugwort and tincture of marigold into an effective aphrodisiac.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Too much cilantro

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

Medicinal plants

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Poinsettia

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

House plants

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Pollination Process

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."