Botanical Lover T-Shirts

'Flower'

Don't shoot the peonies they are doing their best,

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

Mantis Love

Mad about Roses!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

"You must have a green thumb."

Daffodil bulbs

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

"What are you in for?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Summer wants.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The garden lady.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Valentines Day truck

"Keeping busy?"