Botanical Devotee T-Shirts

"It started with him just talking to it in the garden, now he invites it in for a drink."

"Always with the String Theory."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Summer wants.

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

House plants

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

House Plant Party

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You spoil that plant!"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

Give Chlorophyll.

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Super Plant Food.

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."