Botanical Devotee T-Shirts

"It started with him just talking to it in the garden, now he invites it in for a drink."

"Always with the String Theory."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"What are you in for?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Summer wants.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"You spoil that plant!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

House Plant Party

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Give Chlorophyll.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

Super Plant Food.