Devoted Botanist T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but your vow of silence includes not talking to plants brother Ambrose!'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

COVID Devotion

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardener

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

House plants

Gardening new year's plans

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

House Plant Party

Gardening.