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'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Roses

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardener

Gardening new year's plans

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You spoil that plant!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Gardening.

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."