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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

House plants

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

The Farmer Sutra.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Do you have any why-to books?"

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Pathology.

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Fairy narratives

'Gesundheit'

Football fan

Stephane Mallarme

'That so turns me on.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'Puberty?'