Outdoor-loving Botanist T-Shirts

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'