Outdoor Hobbyist T-Shirts

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'Fishing garden gnome'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"He loves his leaf blower."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"