Outdoor Hobbyist Pillows

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'Fishing garden gnome'

Bitchbark Canoe

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

Fly Fishing

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Bike Rides

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'