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'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

Environment Friendly House.

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Weeds

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'The highest court in the land.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

No Mow May

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.