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"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Koala

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"