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"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Grace For Flies

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Swan Fairy Tales

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Where Indian ink came from.

Garden Goddess.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Bee flying to another flower.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

No littering...

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"Marco ..."