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Blooming Idiot

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Nature Lovers

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Planting Bird Seed.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Suburban street.

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Cactus Man.

Football fan

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Isn't that cute?'

Homes of the font designers

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'