Quirky Garden Admirer Gifts

Blooming Idiot

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Taking it easy

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Mantis Love

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Nature Lovers

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Planting Bird Seed.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Suburban street.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Isn't that cute?'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Football fan

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'