Quirky Garden Lover Gifts

'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'

Homeless or hungry.

"I searched for a garden gnome on Amazon and he's been following me ever since.'"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Botany Baby!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Industrial Beautification van

Planting Bird Seed.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.