Quirky Gardener Gifts

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Stealing Apples.

Gentleman farmer; 'This year I'm going to plant something silly.'

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

And incorrect feeding can affect them adversely.

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Planting Bird Seed.

Hedgehog Waters Cacti.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Inventing a better wheelbarrow.

Sweeping things under the lawn.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

Check with guard before entering plant.

Woman finds a drunk in her flower pot.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

The Madness of Prince Charles

Root beer/garden.

Desert Island

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Naked Gardening Day, yes, Wilkinshaw...naked computing day, noooooo!...."

"This is our delux model."

Football fan

the spitting cactus...