Quirky Yard Caretaker Gifts

Stone Crop

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Egg Buggy

Industrial Beautification van

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Clown watering his flowers.

Football fan

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"The cat was there."

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Redneck Flowerpot

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'