Yard Caretaker Gifts

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Beginning Yarder.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Leaves.

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

'When people find out I'm a lawyer they take an instant dislike to me. My wife says it's just to save them time...'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.