Outdoor Caretaker Gifts

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Yardless: Please help

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Waiting for plants to grow

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

A plunger in an outhouse

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"The lost password department's that way."

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Where's your goldfish?'

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

I hate jacuzzi day.

HA HA

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

"It's going to be in the forties today, Herb... A good day to scape the driveway, shovel off the roof, take down the Christmas lights..."

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."