Outdoor Caretaker Prints

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Yardless: Please help

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Waiting for plants to grow

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Cathedral Made Safe.

A plunger in an outhouse

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"The lost password department's that way."

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

I hate jacuzzi day.

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

HA HA

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

"It's going to be in the forties today, Herb... A good day to scape the driveway, shovel off the roof, take down the Christmas lights..."

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'