Outdoor Care Gifts

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Holiday time.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Cat in a tank...

"Tommy!"