Outdoor Living Gifts

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"Well, I took part in one of them clinical trials. Some folks were given some new kind of medication and some of us received a gazebo."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Noisy neighbours - wind chimes.

'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

Relaxing in the garden.

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

'First, their grass was greener than ours... now their snow is whiter than ours!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Our patio heater won't hurt the environment, it's nuclear powered.'

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Buck cave

Mike's Bed and Breakfast

'You call this a golden parachute?'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Glastonbury. After.

'Honey!!...I think the dog has worms again.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'No I'm not the waiter. We sell outdoor furniture.'

"This is our delux model."

"If you are going to live in the trees I have some great camp gadgets you might like..."