Outdoor Living Gifts

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"Well, I took part in one of them clinical trials. Some folks were given some new kind of medication and some of us received a gazebo."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Redneck Jacuzzi

'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'

Noisy neighbours - wind chimes.

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Relaxing in the garden.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'First, their grass was greener than ours... now their snow is whiter than ours!'

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

'Our patio heater won't hurt the environment, it's nuclear powered.'

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'

Nudist Colony Peeping Tom

Turtle Trailer Court

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"Man, I HATE free range chickens!"

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Buck cave

Mike's Bed and Breakfast

'You call this a golden parachute?'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'