Outdoor Dweller Gifts

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Early American Think tank

The wasps revenge.

"Come and get it!"

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Butterflies

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Marshmallows

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A man rakes a tree

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

Turtle Trailer Court

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."