Outdoor Dweller Prints

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Early American Think tank

The wasps revenge.

"Come and get it!"

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Marshmallows

Butterflies

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A man rakes a tree

Camping-Pong

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."