Outdoor Spaces Gifts

A dog house for a bird

"With the lockdown and the weather getting nicer, Jason's normal terrace envy is soaring sky high."

Bonsai Redwood Tree

Square Yard

Yew Tree

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Glastonbury. After.

Football Fans

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Snow Devil

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"First snowman?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Turtle Trailer Court

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."