Outdoor Architect Gifts

Greener grass.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Plant Lady

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

God's Subcontractors

Building Sandcastles.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Painting taking root...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"